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I made FM26 in Excel!

August 8th, 2025
Welcome to the Wonderful world of spreadsheets. This is spreadsheet simulator the way it should be – a Football Management game within Excel!

Download Here for FREE!

FM26 in Excel V1.1 Download

Check out Gameplay Videos on Youtube

FM26 Gameplay Video: https://youtu.be/eYas6PTmsXE

FM25:
- Trailer and Explainer Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lii-P9mOrHs
- Season 1 and Tutorial Video : https://youtu.be/5YxJwntgq-4
- 25 Year Future Projection Video : https://youtu.be/dTI4g78X50I
Key Features
- 5000 Starting Players to Discover and Develop
- Entire Professional English Football League System
- Promotion and Relegation
- Two Cup Competitions
- A Dynamic Transfer System
- Tactical and Formation changes
- 10 Player attributes for in depth analysis
- A Training and Development System
- Youth Development system driving New Gen players
Match Engine

Match results are generated using a random normal distribution of results. If two teams are equal in strength the most common outcome will be a draw.

Results are skewed from a random normal distribution of results due to 1) home advantage driving a small skew towards the home team and 2) relative strength of tactic/squad selection (largest skew). This is the biggest area where your management decisions will impact!

Missing Elements

The big two missing elements are injuries and a proper transfer/ contract economy. The issue with injuries wasn’t the injuries themselves, but having a code or logic for the AI to deal with injuries was not something I could get my head around. With the transfer/ player economy to be frank I just had no idea where to start.

Patches/ Fixed

V1.0 Original Release

V.1.1 West Brom Fix – missing starting rep for West Brom
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I made a Roguelike Dungeon Crawler RPG Game in EXCEL

January 24th, 2025
When you think about dungeon crawler games, Excel probably isn’t the first platform that comes to mind. However, this one-of-a-kind rogue-like dungeon crawler is built entirely in Excel. With challenging mechanics, engaging gameplay, and an interface as dynamic as any game engine, this project showcases the unexpected versatility of Excel.

Devlog and Gameplay Video: https://youtu.be/n0dy0g90Szk

Download Below

Excel RogueLike Dungeon Crawler V1.0 Download

Creating a Rogue-Like Dungeon Crawler in Excel: A Unique Gaming Experience

When you think about dungeon crawler games, Excel probably isn’t the first platform that comes to mind. However, this one-of-a-kind rogue-like dungeon crawler is built entirely in Excel, proving that creativity and innovation can transform even the most mundane tools into something extraordinary. With challenging mechanics, engaging gameplay, and an interface as dynamic as any game engine, this project showcases the unexpected versatility of Excel.

The Concept

This rogue-like dungeon crawler combines strategy, fast-paced combat, and progression mechanics, all within the familiar confines of a spreadsheet. Players control a character that navigates rooms filled with enemies, upgrades, and challenges, moving one tile at a time. Armed with a sword and a bow, players must battle enemies, collect money, and purchase upgrades to survive increasingly difficult levels.

The blend of programming and creativity highlights the hidden potential of Excel as a gaming platform.
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I made Excel into a Music DJ Studio

January 15th, 2025
I wanted to branch out from making Games in Excel – so I brainstormed what I could try next. The answer simple: Make a DJ Studio / Music Mixer software using EXCEL. I mean how hard could it be?

Remember the Question should never be ‘Should I do this?’, rather ‘How can I do this?’

Description and Tutorial Video Link : https://youtu.be/lqYyq8X5IQI

Original song mixed in Excel: https://youtu.be/shKK13-6ZYA

Our Excel DJ studio uses VBA and Excel Macros to import audio tracks and edit them using FFmpeg – a free, open-source multimedia framework used to process audio, video, and other multimedia files.

FFmpeg is widely adopted across the tech industry due to its powerful media processing capabilities. Many major websites and popular software platforms rely on it such as YouTube, Netflix, Twitch, Facebook, Instagram and more.
Download my Excel Music DJ Studio here

Excel DJ Studio V1.0 Download

What is the Excel DJ Program?

The Excel DJ Program is an all-in-one audio production tool built within Microsoft Excel. It combines Excel’s intuitive interface with professional audio editing features powered by FFmpeg, allowing you to:
- Import and Organize Tracks
- Apply Real-Time Audio Effects
- Layer and Sequence Audio Files
- Export Professional-Quality Mixes
With no need for expensive software or complex audio workstations, you can now produce high-quality audio directly within Excel.

Key Features of the Excel DJ Program

1️⃣ Intuitive Track Arrangement Grid

Organize up to 100 audio tracks with ease! The Excel DJ grid lets you manage track start times, durations, and layering. Overlap tracks seamlessly to create dynamic mixes and mashups.

2️⃣ Advanced Audio Effects

Customize each track with a wide array of professional audio effects:
- Volume Control – Fine-tune levels for perfect balance.
- Fade-In/Fade-Out – Smooth transitions between tracks.
- Echo & Reverb – Add depth and space to your audio.
- Bass & Treble Boost – Enhance the richness of your sound.
- Tempo & Pitch Adjustment – Modify speed and tone for creative effects.
- Chorus & Flanger – Create lush, swirling textures.
- Compressor – Balance dynamics for a polished mix.
- Equalizer & High-Pass Filter – Shape frequencies for clarity.
- Exciter Effect – Brighten and energize your mix.
- Looping – Repeat sections for extended grooves.
3️⃣ Layered Audio Export

Export your final mix as a high-quality WAV file, with all layers and effects perfectly synced. Every track starts exactly when you want it, ensuring professional results.

4️⃣ User-Friendly Interface

No audio engineering background? No problem! The Excel DJ Program is designed for ease of use—whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned producer.

5️⃣ Real-Time Playback

Preview your mix with Play and Stop buttons built directly into Excel. Make adjustments on the fly and hear the results instantly
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I made a Squid Game Inspired Game Entirely within EXCEL

January 2nd, 2025
Squid Game season 2 hit Netflix last week, so I thought why not make my own version in EXCEL. Of course, Excel has its limitations – both in real time mechanics and graphics – so I made a Squid Game inspired Turn-Based Survival Minigame series.

Check out Gameplay Videos on Youtube:

Trailer and Explainer Video: https://youtu.be/jPRGV0serrg

Download Here:

Squid Games Excel Game V1.0 Download

Games included:
1. Red Light Green Light
2. Sugar Honeycombs
3. Hopscotch
4. Russian Roulette
5. Scissors Paper Rock
6. Squid Game
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The Grind | Poem

December 10th, 2024
A Steel dawn smears the night as shadows breathe slows,
Bones ache like rusted gears, my skin cracked and thin.
With grit-stained teeth, I scrape through the din,
Dreams hang heavy, but refuse to let go.

Gravel beneath your feet,
Eyes hollow from lack of sleep.
Hope’s a whisper lost in the hush,
But in clenched fists, fragments of fire burn.

Dirt-caked hands that never break,
You pull through yesterday’s rain.
Every step’s a war with whispers of pain,
Yet fields of failure forsake.

The nights betray, the mornings barely mend,
Bloodshot horizons flicker, cold and bend.
You carve out your path in alleyways end,
Where dreams are currency that others lend.

But in the grime and dust, your spirit’s Force.
Sweat-worn your flame never dies.
Each bruise a badge, each scar a silent rise,
And through the grind, your destiny is forged.
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I got sick of waiting for Football Manager 2025 – so I made my own version in Excel.

December 4th, 2024
Welcome to the Wonderful world of spreadsheets. This is spreadsheet simulator the way it should be – a Football Management game within Excel!

Check out Gameplay Videos on Youtube

NEW FM26 excel Gameplay Video: https://youtu.be/eYas6PTmsXE

FM25 excel Trailer and Explainer Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lii-P9mOrHs
FM25 excel Season 1 and Tutorial Video : https://youtu.be/5YxJwntgq-4
FM25 excel- 25Year Future Projection Video : https://youtu.be/dTI4g78X50I

Download Here for Free (follow FM26 links for new seasons version!!!):

Football Management in Excel V1.7 Download

Release Notes:
- V1.0 – Initial Release of game.
- V1.1 – Fixed Reputation bug with team reputation not updating end of season.
- V1.2 – Fixed League table bug with championship teams, where points tally was deleted after certain match weeks.
- V1.3- Fixed Squad size bug for teams less than 20 starting players (impacted 3 teams).
- V1.4 – Fix bug where after a few seasons League One teams were duplicated. Fixed bug where League Fixtures listed on Team Hub were inconsistent. Added a new team ‘testing’ to allow for quick season processing.
- V1.5- Fixed bug in Player Development that led some players development to be uncapped.
- V1.6 – Fixed bug in Team Hub table for win count (teams 21-24) and bug in Team selection attack/midfied/defense scores.
- V1.7 – Fixed bug in Player Development that left unsellected players develop forever. Fixed bug in Youth Recruitment to have more realistic player attributes.
Key Features
- 5000 Starting Players to Discover and Develop
- Entire Professional English Football League System
- Promotion and Relegation
- Two Cup Competitions
- A Dynamic Transfer System
- Tactical and Formation changes
- 10 Player attributes for in depth analysis
- A Training and Development System
- Youth Development system driving New Gen players
Match Engine

Match results are generated using a random normal distribution of results. If two teams are equal in strength the most common outcome will be a draw.

Results are skewed from a random normal distribution of results due to 1) home advantage driving a small skew towards the home team and 2) relative strength of tactic/squad selection (largest skew). This is the biggest area where your management decisions will impact!

Missing Elements

The big two missing elements are injuries and a proper transfer/ contract economy. The issue with injuries wasn’t the injuries themselves, but having a code or logic for the AI to deal with injuries was not something I could get my head around. With the transfer/ player economy to be frank I just had no idea where to start.

Football Manager 2025

I personally cant wait for FM25 to come out for real – the brave new world we are entering into with Unity and graphics is exciting. But in the meantime, why not play a true spreadsheet simulator?

Common Issues:

There is a common issue when running the game in EXCEL in languages other than english – where results are not being populated in a match week, nor being written into the match results tab. This is because different languages treat decimal places differently.

The fix is below:

You need to active the “developer Tab” in Excel first. The Developer tab isn’t displayed by default, but you can add it to the ribbon. On the File tab, go to Options > Customize Ribbon. Under Customize the Ribbon and under Main Tabs, select the Developer check box.

You will then be able to see this Tab and in this tab click the “Macros” button. In this open the macro named “generaterandompercentages” to edit it and change in the lines 0.00 to 0,00.

Save the macro, save the .xlsm (excel file) and start a new save.

Should work now.

Have fun!
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The Dreamer | Poem

December 3rd, 2024
They sit beneath the pale, indifferent light,
A desk piled high with dreams half-wrought.
Each one a spark, a beacon burning bright,
Yet none carried to the end they sought.

Their mind a canvas, endless, vast, and deep,
Brimming with colors, shapes, and untold lore.
But visions fade while toil lulls to sleep,
The grind of days a lock on every door.

In cubicles of grey, they pass their prime,
Each tick of clocks a dirge, a mournful chime.
“When will it come,” they ask, “my rightful time?
When will my dreams be more than fleeting rhyme?”

The echoes answer not, their cries grow cold,
Ambitions lost to dust, the years unfold.
For dreaming builds a castle in the air,
But action lays the stones that place it there.

Take the first step, the path may twist and bend,
But every stride will bring you to the end.
Dreams are the seed, but effort makes them grow.
And only through the journey will you know.
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Life’s a Beach | Poem

December 2nd, 2024
Life’s coin – of four shifting sides,
Our season’s dance, growth resides.
Spring to summer, then fall to frost,
A rollercoaster of both gain and cost
With each turn whispers, “Never at loss.”

Autumn stirs with its fiery breath,
Leaves like embers, to fleeting death.
Fierce winds howl, stripping trees bare,
But beneath the soil, life prepares,
For every ending, renewal dares.

Winter descends, its grip assured,
A frozen mirror, cold and clear.
The world stands locked in icy chains,
Our Hearths glows yet warm as love sustains,
Through struggle’s frosty remains.

Spring awakens, the ice retreats,
New streams hum with rhythmic beats.
Buds unfurl, the earth revives,
Promise of life’s song arrives,
In every drop, creation thrives.

Summer beams with a golden hue,
The sky an endless, perfect blue.
Waves kiss the shore, the heart feels free,
Life’s a beach, where joy can be,
Boundless tide to beauty’s decree.
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How to Make an RPG Game in Excel | Full Tutorial

October 31st, 2024
In this tutorial, I’ll guide you step-by-step through creating an interactive RPG game using Excel’s built-in features, VBA, and macros. You’ll learn how to set up essential game mechanics like player movement, health tracking, quest triggers, battles, and even a rest mechanic—all in a spreadsheet!

How to Make an RPG in EXCEL Download

Video Walkthrough here: https://youtu.be/kQPAzL2SjQ8

This video covers everything from the basics of setting up your game map to coding player spawn, movement restrictions, and battle logic in Excel VBA. Watch as I build a unique RPG system within Excel, perfect for anyone curious about game design without needing advanced software.

Key Highlights:
- How to spawn player characters with health mechanics
- Adding quest and battle systems using Excel VBA macros
- Setting up health, movement, and victory conditions
- Using Excel as a creative platform for game development
If you’ve ever wanted to make an RPG in Excel, this video is for you! Great for beginners in VBA or Excel game design, this tutorial will show you how to transform your ideas into a fully functional game.
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I made Doodle Jump in Excel?!

October 9th, 2024
Are you ready to experience the thrill of a Doodle Jump-like game, entirely built within Excel? Yes, you read that right—this game has been crafted using only Excel VBA and powerful formulas, proving that Excel isn’t just for spreadsheets! In this game, players jump between platforms, avoid enemies, and aim to reach new heights while tracking their high scores.

Doodle Jump – Final Excel Download

Key Features of the Excel Doodle Jump Like Game:
- Automatic Jumping Mechanism: The player character automatically jumps from one platform to another, with gravity and physics in play.
- Enemy Patrols: Just like in classic platformers, avoid patrolling enemies as you move up the game map!
- Screen Scrolling: As you ascend, the game map scrolls dynamically to keep the action front and center.
- Real-Time Score Tracking: Track your progress and aim for the top of the leaderboard with each jump.
- Fully Programmed in VBA: All game mechanics, from jumping and gravity to patrolling enemies, are controlled through Excel’s VBA.
Why Excel? Excel is a versatile tool, and while most people use it for data and business, it also offers a unique platform for creative projects like game development. With VBA, Excel’s programming language, users can automate tasks and create fully functional programs—like this game! The seamless integration of Excel formulas and VBA allows for game logic that replicates traditional programming environments, yet remains within the comfort of Excel.

Watch the Game in Action on Dynamic Pear’s YouTube Channel! Want to see this game in action? Head over to my YouTube channel, Dynamic Pear, where I showcase the full gameplay, breakdown the development process, and provide tutorials on how you can build your own Excel games using VBA.

https://www.youtube.com/@Dynamic_Pear
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The StoryTeller

I made FM26 in Excel!

I made a Roguelike Dungeon Crawler RPG Game in EXCEL

Creating a Rogue-Like Dungeon Crawler in Excel: A Unique Gaming Experience

The Concept

I made Excel into a Music DJ Studio

Key Features of the Excel DJ Program

1️⃣ Intuitive Track Arrangement Grid

2️⃣ Advanced Audio Effects

3️⃣ Layered Audio Export

4️⃣ User-Friendly Interface

5️⃣ Real-Time Playback

I made a Squid Game Inspired Game Entirely within EXCEL

The Grind | Poem

I got sick of waiting for Football Manager 2025 – so I made my own version in Excel.

The Dreamer | Poem

Life’s a Beach | Poem

How to Make an RPG Game in Excel | Full Tutorial

I made Doodle Jump in Excel?!

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Creating a Rogue-Like Dungeon Crawler in Excel: A Unique Gaming Experience

The Concept

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Key Features of the Excel DJ Program

1️⃣ Intuitive Track Arrangement Grid

2️⃣ Advanced Audio Effects

3️⃣ Layered Audio Export

4️⃣ User-Friendly Interface

5️⃣ Real-Time Playback

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